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When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic
The softest spot on someone's body, usually on the inner thigh or knee.
"Wow your legs are really soft."
"No, you're just touching my oyster spot."
Further advanced sexual technique where the male in either a hetro or homosexual pairing, piss fucks the recipient up the ass, throws up into his hand and then rubs the sick into the recipients face.
It gives the experience of a night out at bad seafood restaurant without having to spend any money.
Dave: "Shall we go to the new seafood restaurant on the shore?"
Matt:"Nah, we can just cut to the chase with a quick Nasty Oyster"
an over-worn pantyliner that smells like the dumpster behind Long John Silvers
I think Jane has an oyster cracker in her dungarees...someone open a window.
When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.
I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from the back.
Vagina. Probably needs a wash. Can cause cholera, dysentery, or elaborate and grotesque mutations. Having sex with it is not recommended.
Mate... I wouldn't touch a Canvey Oyster with me mates dick.
To place one's scrotum (and testicles) into another's mouth.
The slut from Pennsylvania likes to rake oysters in New Jersey.