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To place one's scrotum (and testicles) into another's mouth.
The slut from Pennsylvania likes to rake oysters in New Jersey.
When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic
The softest spot on someone's body, usually on the inner thigh or knee.
"Wow your legs are really soft."
"No, you're just touching my oyster spot."
One of the various phrases used to describe the act in which a woman rubs her vulva against her partner's body for the purpose of sexual pleasure. In this case, an Oyster Clamp occurs when the lips are sticking due to the lack of lubrication and are firmly pressed together so that they become interlocked or "clamped."
see also:
scissoring
We were rubbing our pussies together so hard that we gave ourselves an Oyster Clamp.
Further advanced sexual technique where the male in either a hetro or homosexual pairing, piss fucks the recipient up the ass, throws up into his hand and then rubs the sick into the recipients face.
It gives the experience of a night out at bad seafood restaurant without having to spend any money.
Dave: "Shall we go to the new seafood restaurant on the shore?"
Matt:"Nah, we can just cut to the chase with a quick Nasty Oyster"
(n.) What happens when you don't change your underwear for a week
I went camping for a week without changing my underwear and had a bad oyster stain
Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge
That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!