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A quick scan of the floor for any loose pencils to use. Usually before a test.
Lab Partner 1: Dude, do you have a pencil?
Lab Partner 2: Nah man, do a pencil scan.
*Lab Partner 1 looks on the floor and finds a pencil, and then picks it up*
When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.
I really needed some last night, but I had to give her the French pencil. She was rough...
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a condom for a pencil aka a penis
lets get pencil covers on our way home from 7 11
instead of learning, you use a pencil as a skateboard. you can make all sorts of obstacles with your text books and other school supplies. in my school it is a crime punishable by detention to do it in classrooms. so the pencil boarders do it in detention.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=apc32MGlpxI is where you can see mechanical pencil boarding at its finest.
A player who falls down apart after even being slightly tilted, like a pencil.
Damn that dude is literally punting his entire stack after losing one hand, what a poker pencil.
Short penis with no girth whatsoever
I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.
Having sexual relations
Guy 1: How did things go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Pretty good, was giving the pencil all night