pi day

the one and only day that you might actually look forward to going to a math class, as many teachers allow their students to bring in a pie on this special occasion. unless of coarse your math teacher is a fucking nazi, in that case they might just spend the whole period ranting about how cool some retarded number that goes on forever is. yes thats right 3.14 is not technically pi, it goes on and on and on much like ancient old men who think shit like that is cool.

kid 1: "hey man wanna skip next period and smoke a j?"
kid 2: "Yeah... wait today is pi day! we cant skip math class today! we need to smoke now so we can take care of our munchies in there dude."
kid 1: "totally"

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Lambda Pi

A local fraternity in Chico California. It was founded in the Fall of 1944. Well like a respected among the community. Know for their annual Purple Panty Party. The also throw weekly parties on Tuesdays called 40 Ounce Tuesday. A good Brotherhood.

"Last night I went to the Pi house and got trashed."

"I joined Lambda Pi and the fun hasnt stopped in 8 years!"

"Lambda Pi on Tuesdays is the place to be"

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Smiley Pies

What the convict on that old movie problem child craved, and ate when he got out of prison. Blatant slang for a woman's vagina. When I saw this movie as a kid I didn't get it.

Jean Valjean: SMILEY PIES!

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Pied Piper

A pedophile, reference to old children's tale where a flute player lures children into his dungeon as punishment to the adults of the village.

British slang, often used in certain parts of the U.K.

"You know that minister that lives down the street?"
"Yeah? Father Johnson?"
"Yeah, I heard he's a pied piper"

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Pi Time

When the time is 3:14.
Super Pi time is 3:14 on March 14th (3rd month, 14th day)
Ultra pi time is 3:14 on March 14th 314 (3rd month, 14th day, 314th year)

"dude, what time is it?" "It's pi time!"
Guess what time it is! IIIIIITTTTT"SSSSS SUPER PI TIME!

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Pi NFTs

When non-fungible token (NFT) creators produce digital goods that leverage on the number π—mathematics’s most famous or beloved constant—to target millions of math educators and geeks worldwide, who value true ownership, trust, and transparency of digital assets—from π e-cards and jokes to newly coined π-related words and phrases to π (temporary) tattoos and websites.

Crypto investors, some of whom had even flunked their school math, are eager to own a piece of “mathematical immortality” via pi NFTs.

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Pi Penis

having a penis of or around 3.14159 in of length

all nerds wish to have a pi penis

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