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Like the outside of a blunt wrap and sprinkle weed over it.
"Bro me and Josh smoked a salted pretzel yesterday."
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A shop where you can buy your local edibles from ice and stare at magnificent walls.
Yo ice when u opening up Hetzels Pretzels, I’m tryna get gassed up rn with ur weed pretzels.
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The act of in which one wraps a woman into a pretzel and she pisses all over him
Last night I put her in the starner pretzel and then my parents kicked me outta my house
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Acne so bad it looks like the salt on a buttered pretzel
She got an ass but damn her pretzel face ruins it
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A proper noun for one whose body is so full of yeast and salt that it's possible to produce Pretzels or other bakery products.
Pretzel Mix was so irritated by salt she began to rant and yell at small children.
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Any snack that you place in your crotchal region for easy access during a video game session.
Stan: Haha! I just pwned you to death!
Gary: I suppose I'll use this re-spawn opportunity to grab a crotch pretzel!
Stan: lolcano!
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something to call your friend when the conversation dies.
friend 1: i’m gonna go guys!
friend 2: okay, you brazilian pretzel
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