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A sweet football team. Fuck you if u dont like them, Ed Reed is my boy!
The Ravens defense crushed yet another drive.
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A bitch that is so intelligent she by far outranks the average. She is willing to bend over backwards to make sure you get yours if you do her wrong and she will not stop plotting on you are served up your carma.
Did you hear what karla kinda did to Kevin? She pulled a dirty Raven on him and he ended with a IRS audit agent at his door!
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When you cause an event to happen by trying to avoid it.
Trying to stop something from happening while causing it to happen.
Derives from Thats so Raven since she always tries to not let her visions come through by actually causing them to happen.
Coined by Robert A. Taylor Jr. Jamaica
E.g. As a woman, offers to pay for a dinner so your date will think highly of you. But then he tells you that you obviously dont know how to be treated by a man.
Eg. As a parent, go to your child's school on the first day to ensure he doesnt get bullied, but the kids make fun of him calling him a baby because youre there.
So you cause The 'Raven' Effect. by going there in the firsr place.
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n. Winners of 2011 Super Bowl XLV and every NFL game after
me: remember when watching football was a mystery because the Baltimore Ravens didn't dominate every game?
somebody: no
Ravensed reedray lewisdominationmasters of the universe
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A conglomerate of idiots who form a society, where no one is actually doing anything, and literally 3 adults always run in to save the day. Supposed to be run by youth - but they're too busy raw dogging one another to actually figure out how to accomplish a single task.
Wow man, this conference call was run by a bunch of Raven 137's.
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An act of revenge in which a man places his sweaty testicles over the eyes of his sleeping victim. The goggles are often photographed, and shown to the victim when he/she wakes up.
Mike shaved off my eyebrow, so i totally gave him raven goggles last night.
You son of a bitch. Ima raven goggle you tonight!
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The team with the absolute worst legal record in present day NFL, possibly in NFL history.
Ed Reed: Wait, how the Baltimore Ravens get a bad name?
Terrell Suggs: Because Ray Lewis is a murderer and Jamal Lewis is a cocaine dealer.
Ed Reed: Oh yeah. Damn.
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