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Similar to the terminology used by Stephen Colbert. This is a person who uses a corn cob as a sexual tool.
Damien, who works in the corn fields of Texas, is out in the field running cobs. Hence, he is a cob runner.
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A drink made by someone homeless, or soon to be homeless, combining at least 10+ different drinks that have been removed from a garbage can in a party district.
Also known amongst the homeless community as a "Sidewalk Sleeper", this is semi-common activity in Bourbon Street, New Orleans, LA.
The homeless guy made a Bum Runner on Bourbon Street as tourists laughed and photographed him in the act.
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1. The star of the best cartoon, Flash or otherwise, to ever exist.
2. The greatest entertainer of this or any generation.
Oh Hewo. Stwong Bad could not make it today, so I will be taking his place. My name is Homestaw Wunno.
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A word used among pilots that refers situations in which weather conditions are poor, forcing the pilot(s) to fly low enough to see the terrain.
"if its too nasty to go ifr we'll go vfr"
tim's a dumb-ass pilot, being a scud runner is going to get him killed
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A slow acting disease in which a person wheres jeans with running shoes. Most victims , if not all, do not realize the awkwardness and idiocy that they display to the public, but it is contagious even interspecies. The awkwardness that is shown is so intense that it soon starts to break down the body tissue and is only a matter of time until one's entire body deteriorates, thus death. Soon even animals will succumb to this terrible look and it will eventually kill off all forms of life.
guy 1: oh my god look how awkward that kid looks wearing those jeans with runners
guy 2: wow i know, i feel bad for him
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1. A "Fan" who only roots for the winning team.
2. A Fake Fan
Myth: Front Runners Only Like Yankees, Patriots, Heat, Bulls, etc
Fact: Believing the myth is basically saying, people from the NY, NE (MASS,NH,VE, MA) are all front runners.
Myth: Front Runners claim that they were "always fans"
Fact: Ask them a simple question like names of 5 players or starters for positions and their answer will reflect what they really are.
Front Runner: Switches their "Favorite" team within 3 years or less.
Fan: Always 1 team for life
Front Runner: Can only name 1-3 players (normally the famous ones)
Fan: Can Name pretty much the whole roster along with player numbers etc.
Front Runner: Never Watches the Games except for championships
Fan: Watches all the Games and actually remembers key highlights.
Actual Conversation with a Front Runner
FR: You See the Superbowl XLVI.
ME: Yea, could have been better if the Pats won
FR: EWWW PATS FAN
ME: You a Giants Fan?
FR: YEA GIANTS RULE!!!!
ME: Yea, well Giants didnt get that 96 yrd drive or a brilliant QB.
FR: I dont Care! Giants WON!!!!
ME:*Suspecting a Front Runner* What was the final score?
FR: I dont Care! Giants WON!!!!
ME: Name 5 players on the Giants and give numbers.
FR: Eli Manning, 10. Hakeem Nicks, dont care. Bradshaw, dont know. Cruz, dont know.
ME: You dont watch Football do you?
FR: To be honest I only root for NY Teams. I Like the Giants, Jets <----WTF???---->Yankees, and Mets.
ME: Wow...even more pathetic than the average Giants Fan.
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a guy whose spot in the limelight was when he was spitting teddy grahams all over Strong Bad's couch.
Ptooo! Pteww.
Dang The Cheat. That computer's got something against you. Did you like, pour Mowntain Dew all over it?
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