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the act of not wiping your buttox for a week or more and then plucking a handful of your own butthole hairs and placing them into an oven baked treat that is given to someone who irritates you.
"Scott doesn't know that I added my secret ingredient the rusty herb to his birthday cake, he thinks I'm doing him a favor."
A person whom is a wank player of video games.
Joe your gameplay is at question you rusty teaspoon.
An extremely rare type of mustache known for its unique location. Rusty Fernando mustaches are located within the hairline just above the forehead. They are similar in shape and style to the “handle bar” mustache.
Julio wasn’t satisfied with his awesome goatee so he decided to grow a breath-taking Rusty Fernando.
It would intensify phrases that involve "fuck" or "bugger" being directed at oneself or another party, such as "bugger me" or "fuck you." The meaning is merely an intensifier and doesn't alter the meaning of the phrase in a useful way because being penetrated by a rusty rake would be extremely painful and hazardous to the receiving party.
To the guy who just cut me off in traffic: "Fuck you with a rusty rake!"
Upon seeing Trump win the 2016 election" well, bugger me with a rusty rake."
"Did Biden seriously try to blame inflation entirely on Putin? Bugger them both with a rusty rake!"
"Seriously, some co-worker I barely know wants me to go to a baby shower the week I'm supposed to go away? Fuck that with rusty rake."
A rusty trumpbone is a maneuver in the field of government appointments, where a candidate with hopes of high office rabidly licks the arsehole of a person in power while simultaneously and publicly wanking him off, in the hope of being appointed to a lucrative position in the resulting swamp.
Steven Bannon and Rudy Giuliani both give an impressive rusty trumpbone.
A woman, usually older in age, who is a mother; and also is retired from the profession of providing sexual services to anyone in exchange for cash money. The initial contract agreement is verbal and taken place in a public place such as a street corner.
Guy 1: "Hey man, is that the corner that yo mom use to work on?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't do that anymore."
Guy 1: "Aw, that's too bad. She was the best rusty pulley in town!"
The rusty hook occurs when the length of the index finger is inserted into the anus, extracted and placed on the inside of someones mouth, thus hooking their cheek.
Randy gave me a nasty rusty hook today.
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