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A rusty trumpbone is a maneuver in the field of government appointments, where a candidate with hopes of high office rabidly licks the arsehole of a person in power while simultaneously and publicly wanking him off, in the hope of being appointed to a lucrative position in the resulting swamp.
Steven Bannon and Rudy Giuliani both give an impressive rusty trumpbone.
A woman, usually older in age, who is a mother; and also is retired from the profession of providing sexual services to anyone in exchange for cash money. The initial contract agreement is verbal and taken place in a public place such as a street corner.
Guy 1: "Hey man, is that the corner that yo mom use to work on?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't do that anymore."
Guy 1: "Aw, that's too bad. She was the best rusty pulley in town!"
While having sex with a woman, you take a shit on hamburger bun, melt cheese on it, and feed it to the woman.
I can't believe she ate that rusty patty!
When you infiltrate a girls anus after she's had an episode of explosive diarrhea and pull out and rub your member all over her as if you were staining the wood on your porch.
Dude 1:"Did you hook up with Courtney last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"
the act of not wiping your buttox for a week or more and then plucking a handful of your own butthole hairs and placing them into an oven baked treat that is given to someone who irritates you.
"Scott doesn't know that I added my secret ingredient the rusty herb to his birthday cake, he thinks I'm doing him a favor."
A person whom is a wank player of video games.
Joe your gameplay is at question you rusty teaspoon.
The rusty hook occurs when the length of the index finger is inserted into the anus, extracted and placed on the inside of someones mouth, thus hooking their cheek.
Randy gave me a nasty rusty hook today.
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