A movie directed by Ryan Murphy, based on an autobiography written by Augusten Burrough. It tells the story of a young man growing up in a crazy family in the 70s.
I thought running with scissors was a great movie
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The scissor-shit is defined as the act of two individuals, both of which have the urge to release a bowel movement simultaneously use the same toilet by straddling one while he/she sits on the toilet and defecates between his legs. Thus providing a relieving defecation and a slight homosexual stimulus.
Matt and Timmy did the scissor-shit the other day and toilet water splashed on both of their balls!
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The task of pairing one female with another for the act of scissoring. Usually accompanied by scissoring hand gestures and a wall diagram with interchangeable photos for pairing partners.
A phrase almost exclusively used by men. But is really super hot when used by women.
James: "Dude Sarah and Janice would make the sweetest scissor pair"
Scott: "Yeah and what about Crystal and Sophie!"
James & Scott: "mmmmmmm scissor pairing"
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The best up and coming band of 2004. Set to do great things in 2005. Their album has went to number one many times and was the biggest selling album of the year.
Hits include:
Laura
Take your mama
Mary
Comfortably numb (cover)
The best song off the album is track 10 titled 'It can't come quickly enough'.
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The female equivalent to "butt buddies" in males. (referring to lesbians)
"They kissed?! Ew, that nasty lezzie doesn't even like her, she's just her scissor buddy."
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The act of two women locking crotches while braiding their pubic hair to the form of a french braid.
Did you hear that Tanya and Maria performed the "French Scissor"? The braid was two feet long.
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When two lesbians are ready for some extracurricular activities. If ya know what I mean.
Wow Megan and Jenna are sure ready for some after school scissor twisters.
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