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cumshot sniper

The male ejaculates a projectile shaped drop of cum which hits the female on a weak spot (i.e. eye). In contrast to a common cumshot it requires solid aiming, the correct muzzle velocity and the right amount of jizz in order to create the perfect shot.

He was an amazing cumshot sniper and she was impressed by his aiming skills. Right in her left eye. They were laughing all night.

by EFIL4ZIFG July 8, 2022


Salty Sniper

When you catch cum loads from exceptionally far distances.

That girl I met at the bar last night caught my load from the second floor. She’s a real salty sniper.

by SloppySeals July 6, 2022


Maddington Sniper

When one person poops into someone else's butt hole with great precision.

Hey Remis, when was the last time Neil gave you a Maddington Sniper?
Must of felt delightful having a buttfull of man poop

by Noble semen March 16, 2017


Sniper Brick

A piece of sidewalk that is uneven with the rest, that a person does not notice and trips and or stumbles on. Making the person they are with laugh.

guy 1: (trips) "oh shit"
guy 2: haha "dude u just got hit by that sniper brick"

by JC marine March 12, 2011


dick sniper

Dick sniper is a person who looks at the dick's of other people thru their shorts or pants.

I can't take Veronica ANYWHERE she is such a dick sniper

by BigL830 August 22, 2017


Sniper posting

Sniper posting is when you manage to reply just before someone else, therefore changing the meaning in the argument, or making someone else look stupid.

Pete: Your sister is so delicious
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.

In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting

by MisterNotSoT January 18, 2012


Sniper Shot

When a male and female both feel the need to pee however there is only one toilet available, the woman sits down to pee whist the male aims for the small gap between the woman’s private area and the front of seat. It’s usually messy, however with practice, the perfect sniper shot can achieved.

Woman: I need to pee so bad!
Man: Me too! I can’t hold it!
Woman: I guess we are gonna have to sniper shot it then.
Man: I guess so. Good luck!
Woman: Aim well and please don’t spray me... much ;p

by I’m no Gimpton July 4, 2020