I couldn't believe Charlie didn't flush that steam shot he took after his morning coffee.
When you take a dump, and hot shower afterwards. The steam intesifies the smell for days.
The wife pissed me off today, so to get her back I made a steamed trout.
When you gotta take a mad shit and know it's gon' be messy so you start the shower and end up taking too long on your shit so it gets all hot, smelly and humid in the room, thus resulting in a Steam Donkey.
I ended up taking a fat, unexpected steam donkey when I got back to the hotel room last night.
After digesting a gallon of chili, one craps on top of another's head. It forms a red cap resembling a rooster's head.
The act of pooping in someones ear.
Man, my wife was so pissed at me last night she threatened to give me a steaming earmuff!
Where u choke a women who is giving u blow job while u are cumming and hold her head in place so your cum comes out her nose. She will lean back and moan like a walrus.
That chick I was messing with was such a hoe I had to give her the steaming walrus, she was so salty she won't talk to me now.