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A person (typically female) who is of abnormal physical unattractiveness.
Woah man, check out that swamp hag in the first row!
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The Feeling One gets after taking a dump and then doing physical activity resulting in sweating, Swamp Ass is the feeling that you didnt wipe well enough.
Dude i thought i didnt wipe good after my jog , but it was just swamp ass.
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It is generally a hockey term especially in the minnesota scene... This girl is every hockey players last resort. She is that one broad that waits around for your phone call all night and when that phone call comes (usually around 3 am when all the half decent broads are sleeping) she'll be there on call. Be careful some tend to get clingly so lay the law down firmly. Shes not the best looking but shes dedicated to making your night better. What she lacks on looks she makes up for on expierence. They are generally treated like crap and dont care because the next day they are proud to tell their friends that they know the hockey studs personally. They are usually down for whatever which results in an intresting night for the boys. Many players regret and frown upon what they did the night before. Fortunetly this phenemonal night has its upsides like building team chemistry and chirping broads . the donks become a key component in locker room chats with the boys as the team sits on the pine sharing a friendly little chaw.
3:30 am phone call "Betty/donk come over."-- hockey player
"Be there in 5"-- Betty/ donk
"Look at that swamp donk over there. She must be a buck 50."
"i was looking forward to getting some this weekend. Don't worry those two swamps are on their way....slay"
"that swamp donk lauren is looking half decent tonight."
"Guy you literally just drank a case on your own. Don't make the same mistake i did, she almost crushed me and the smell was unbearable."
"The herd of donks just pulled in boys get ready for a battle."
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The female equivalent of a blumpkin; when a male performs oral sex on a female while she deficates into a toilet.
"What did you do last night jimmy?"
"Man, I met this freaky chick and took her home, I ended up swamp diving till early this morning".
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1.) a fire mixtape
Could also mean
2.) A nigga that chills in the swamps
Definition 1.) A fire mixtape - Damn have you heard Brendan's mixtape? That shits fire
Definition 2.) A nigga that chills in the swamps - Swamp nigga: "imma just chill in the swamps waitin for a nigga to run up on me"
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A condition endured by fat people who do not clean properly between their thighs and their pelvic area. The condition is exacerbated by hygienic neglect, heavy walking, and sloppy masturbating. Swamp crotch produces one of the worst smells known to mankind - maybe even the worst. Worse than burnt popcorn, Mexican food-induced flatulence, and a recently run-over skunk combined.
Shawn should wash between his legs in the shower more often. He's got a hellacious case of swamp crotch.
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When taking a dump, a swamp monster is when you have diarrhea with the exception of one large turd. The turd then lurks beneath your brown-green diarrhea as a swamp monster would in a swamp.
guy one: dude i had a major swamp monster today!
guy two: nuh uh dude thats sick! did you name it?
guy one: yeah..shitzilla
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