cunt of a thing

can be used to describe something or someone that is not doing what they should. mainly used when swearing at machinery,cars etc.
occasionally used to describe persons that are intolerable.

This cunt of a thing won't start.
That dopey Cunt of a thing chris has done it again, been lurking around fucking everything up, making a real ass of himself.

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Big Things

The act of do something, about to do something, or anything at all that you consider to be a "big thing"

Questions- "Dude what are you doing in there?"

Response "Big Things."

Question- " What are we doing tonight?"

Response- "Big Things."

Statement- "Brian is doing Big Things on urban dictionary."

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Having Things

This is what you say if you have a Harley Davidson Fatboy in your garage and a Trophy Wife in the kitchen.

JR.:Hey Mark, How's it going?
Mark: I'm Having Things, Man.

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Yon Things

Noun

1. An incredibly awesome never-ending story made by author Vortekks, AKA "Teh One".

2. Things that occur later on.

Definition 1:

Yon Things, by Vortekks, is so sweet, I had to make a story based on it.

Definition 2:

"May we sit around and think of yon things..."

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Knee Thing

The "knee thing", often expressed by women on the internet is a slang that refers to the action of their partner putting his knee in between the female's thighs and applying a bit of pressure (usually while making out/kissing.) This is often described as a very satisfying action for women on the internet. (This was made for all the bros out there who wanted to know what the girls were talking about BUT IT'S NOT LIMITED TO OTHERS TOO!!!)

M : "omg I love it when he does the knee thing"
V : "I know right"

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white thing

Used in Underworld's Born Slippy, apparently for no fucking reason at all.

Shout! Shout! Mega Mega White Thing Mega Mega White Thing Shout! Shout!

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The best thing

Ronny Castellon’s Smile

Woah I just saw the best thing ever
Yeah must’ve been Ronny

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