Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

The 4th film in the Pirates of the Caribbean series. It's about Captain Jack Sparrow looking for the Fountain of Youth. Released in theaters on May 20, 2011. Doesn't have Orlando Bloom or Keira Knightley but still has Johnny Depp.

I want to watch Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.

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Clam Diggin on Red Tide

Fisting a woman who is having her period

Theres nothin more fun than clam diggin on red tide.

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Roll tide dip

When you're addicted to packing fat lips, but your girl wants to bang so you throw a fat lip in and bang her and yell "Roll Tide"

This bitch down In Alabama hopped off her horse and said "Roll Tide dip" and I said "yee-haw"

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San Diego Tide Pool

When a male ejaculates on a female's stomach, and semen remains in the depths of her bellybutton after the wipe-up process... allowing micro-organism to abound within.

Guy: "What is that goo in your belly-button?"
Girl: "My ex gave me a San Diego Tide Pool and I'm waiting to see if my sea-monkeys will grow inside".
Guy: "I've always wanted a sea-monkey".

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Roll tide hot pocket

Separating the vagina lips and taking a shat whilst the female is on her period (then possible sexual intercourse) makes an Alabama 'Roll Tide Hot Pocket'

I was gonna Alabama Hot Pocket her but aunt Flo said alabama ROLL TIDE hot pocket!!

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Low Tide Oyster Shack

The gender reversal of a blumpkin, where the girl is steaming down a hot load on the toilet while her front hole is being eaten out.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin earlier this week, so I felt it only chivalrous to reciprocate and give her a low tide oyster shack for the ages.

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High Tide Clam Harvest

While you are going down on a girl that is lying on her back, you grab her legs and throw them over your shoulders and thrust upwards. This leaves the girl's head and shoulder still on the bed, while her butt is in the air and legs completely over your shoulders. The licking continues in this position.

Person 1: Hey man what did you do last night?
Person 2: I High Tide Clam Harvested the shit out of her
Person 1: Oh man that's pretty legendary, that move is known to be the hardest in the league

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