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The Tennessee Titans Beat the Broncos untill they cried!!!
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a boner that flops and inverts on its maiden voyage
jimmy:first... sex... is... grrreat
jill: huh what the...
both look at his dick
jimmy: its gone titanic
it has completely inverted
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A mid-2000s cartoon show made for a wide audience (as showcased by its appeal to darker themes and problem-solving orientation). The characters include Starfire, Raven, Cyborg, Robin, and Beast Boy who are all part of a superhero team that lives on the West Coast.
The show is in an anime-esque style but by no means attempts to be one. It includes opening credits in Japanese and a vaguely Japanese animation style, but does not include story arcs similar to that of anime.
It includes subjects like teen angst, growing up, fighting evil (in all forms), and finding out what's good.
By no means does it attempt to fulfill all requirements of a kids' show, but it does try to teach good morals.
Its spin-off/sequel series is Teen Titans Go!.
"Teen Titans? Hasn't that show been off the air for a while?"
"Why, yes it has. But you can watch Teen Titans Go!."
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When someone has no barriers when it comes down to attracting the opposite sex and will always succeed.
Alex is such a Mad Titan, I can't believe he pulled 7 girls on Saturday.
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When you on the toilet and the poop takes so long to get out and when it do, it splashes the toilet water all over your butt
Person 1: Bro I had The Titanic Tumbler on the toilet today
Person 2: Yikes that sucks
Person 1: Yeah worst dump I ever took
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Tiny Titan is a Trojan condom, only smaller!
"Franky, I was on the verge of scoring with that Stripper last night, everything was going my way until she saw the Tiny Titan condom laying on my nightstand." "I tried to explain that it was my little Brother's, she went into my restroom, and climbed out the window!"
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When a fat man loses a lot of weight and no longer sees the tip of the iceberg, but the entirety of it. (The iceberg being the penis in this case)
Soon after the male engages into sexual intercourse and plows a female's vagina vigorously until her hull explodes from the impact.
A common sexual position between a newly slimmed down fat man and a ready and willing female ready to release her fluids from the raw impact of the iceberg.
Penetrating her with the iceberg coincides with the iceberg penetrating the hull of the Titanic which is why this sexual position is called "Sinking the Titanic"
"Hey Paul, how was it losing all that weight?"
"Great, I was sinking the titanic with my girlfriend last night.
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