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When a man is fucking a from behind, then the man fakes his orgasm and spits on the womens back. The women turns around and you bust on her face.
"I gave sherlly the angry viking last night."
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At the head of the warrior of the North stood Chuck Norris, the Viking Master
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A gathering, party, or bar where the vast majority of attendants are straight males, who, not unsurprisingly, wonder where all the females are.
DJ Stay-Funk's party was lame, nothing but guys...a real viking ship.
MC Musty went into the pub to scope it out for the group. A minute or two later he comes out and tells the rest "Screw this place. It's a fucking viking ship in there, nothing but tools."
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when you take a shit in someone's mouth then break their jaw.
"last night I gave my ex a viking funeral!"
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An overblown, overpriced funeral for a public figure -- such as a musician, politician, actor, or athlete -- that is vastly disproportionate to how much attention s/he needed to receive.
Peter: "Hey, did you see Paris speaking at the Michael Jackson funeral?"
Stewart: "How could I not? That viking funeral was on every blasted channel!"
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When you're smoking a cigarette while taking a dump, and you lift up your junk and toss the butt into the bowl, and it lands on top of your turd and keeps burning. The only solution to this tragic epic is to give the fallen warrior an expedited trip to Valhalla through the boiling kettle of Hymer, i.e., a courtesy flush.
I was smoking in the john this morning, and I got a Viking funeral. I had to give it a quick flush before it totally stunk up the place.
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An amazing Gears of War, Halo, and Call of Duty player on X-Box Live. Great with the sniper rifle.
TeamRK VIKING just killed me again!
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