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watsonitis

Tendinitis caused by the view of too many pictures of Emma Watson.

I'm gonna **** off on this pics until I get a watsonitis.

by lollalellalellala June 4, 2020


Spock and Watson

Refers to instances where you get similar-sounding names of famous people mixed up.

I have Spock and Watson confusion --- I call Mr. Spock for pediatric advice, and summon Doctor Spock to the bridge of the USS Enterprise; I also approach Mr. Watson for referrals to da Great Baker Street Detective, and ask Dr. Watson for assistance in perfecting my telephone.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018


Johnny Watson

The act of using your own semen as lubricant in order to stimulate the prostate digitally.

Guy 1: Dude I got so fucked up the other night, I ended up giving myself a Johnny Watson.
Guy 2: Man you really need to slow down on the meth hey...

by Rtomo July 30, 2018


Double Watson

When two male family members have a sexual threesome with a woman. Named for Sherlock Holmes Fanfic, where the Watson brothers ship with Holmes.

"I heard that Sam and Ed Davidson hooked up with Sammy at a party. "
"A Double Watson, or separately?"

by SamSpade1331 March 31, 2022


Watsoning

When someone leaves a turd in your toilet for you to find.

The local locksmith likes to break in people’s houses and has been watsoning my neighbors, by leaving a big nasty turd in their toilet.

by The Real Beast. October 7, 2023


Watsoning

The moment of having severe lag and heavy glitches around the internet , the curse can be lifted if you're patient or restarting your client/device

i'm watsoning so hard

by Skilledpixel60 April 16, 2024


ty watson

ty watson also known as ty.watson on tiktok and tywatsonthemidget on instagram ty is very tiktok famous with over 7600 followers ty is on a road to 10k followers on tiktok so if you see this and dont follow him please do

alex: omg ty watson youre famous
ty: i know right

by anonymous123901 July 5, 2020