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The best cornerback in the game. Balls all day errday. Also known as foshizzle. Has the best hands in town and is the coolest kid around. Kills it at soccer and can cross anybody up.
That kid is so Zachary James Stevens, I wish I were him !
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When someone's face looks Ed Zachary like their ass.
Once, an ugly girl that was making a pass at me described that she wasn't feeling very well.
I said, "Well, if I were a doctor, I think I might diagnose you with Ed Zachary Disease."
She asked what it was and I said, "When your face look Ed Zachary like yo ass."
She wasn't amused.
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An ugly fugly turd. Does not brush his teeth. Overdoses on cologne. Thinks he is better than he really is at football. Super skinny bean pole. Gets a crappy haircut about every month. Has a little brother that can fuck him up. Overuses the word "bruh" wayyy too much.
Hey look, it's Zachary James Laidlaw, we should leave before we die in his cologne.
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Damn! Did you see that Zachary Vance Hlavac walking down the street!? He's hittin' it!
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The smallest pen in the world belongs to thin very boy, he likes men and pinches little boys
person 1: Zachary Gary Goldberg stop pinching
Zachary Gary Goldberg: no I like men
person 1: small
Zachary Gary Goldberg:.... *crys*
A really hot 🥵 juicy scrumptious little boy with big jooblie doobies that make your mouth drool with cream.
His gorgeous blue eyes make you want to see his rim 🤩🤩🤩 not that I haven't seen it already ;)
Big dong splurging from his pants makes you want to squeal and jump up and down on the big girthy thing
teacher 1: Wow look at him 🥵
Teacher 2: That's Zachary Joseph James🥵
Zachary Simon like men, therefor he is gay.
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