The Dirty Eskimo

The art of sticking a popsicle in someone's ass while they are passed out and then putting it back in the wrapper and placing in that persons fridge.

While Garrett was passed out I did the dirty eskimo.

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Eskimo Hole

A rolled-down car window, mainly in winter. The people in the back seat are treated to a blast of cold air when the window is rolled down.

"Throw some glass in that Eskimo Hole" means roll up the window, dude, we're freezing back here.

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Eskimo bowling

Another name for the sport of curling. This is a game which is played mainly by middle aged, slightly overwieght men in the middle of winter. The main criteria to play this sport appears to be an ability to drink. The game itself is a strategic battle in which large stones are thrown down a sheet of ice and for some inexplicable reason, 2 men sweep the ice in front of the stone. the game is similar to bowling, in the sense that there is a lot of down time for the players, thus allowing more time to drink. (see bocce, horseshoes, darts, golf , etc.). the game is dominated by Canadians

Him - Honey, let's go out to do some eskimo bowling.
Her- Great idea, let me get my mickey and my parka

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emo eskimo

when the hood of an emo asian (preferably korean, who is dating a white scooterer) is lifted up above their head.

esther cho put up her jacket hood and i was like what an emo eskimo...

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cold eskimo

when you anal fuck a girl in the ass with a popsicle

GIRL: i'm dyeing for a cold eskimo baby
GUY: wutch u want baby i got grape,cherry, and orange
GIrl: give me some dat orange baby
Guy: one cold eskimo comeing up oo yeah

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eskimo pie

when a guy cums in a girls mouth. and then she gives him a long slow kiss goodnight

"yummo, give me some pie, baby!"

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Eskimo Pie

A sexual act in which a woman convinces a man that he is about to "get it" making him very aroused. Right before giving it up she pulls out 2 ice packs and sandwiches his "special area" causing rapid shrinkage and the end of any sexual possibilities.

"Man I'm SO pissed right now, last night Chandra Eskimo Pie'd my ass!"

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