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A fake scandal created by the Tea Party as part of their relentless attacks on the Obama Administration
The Republican Congress cut funding for security making Benghazi vulnerable to attack and now they're trying to blame Obama for "Benghazi-gate"
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President of Texas A&M University and soon to be Secretary of Defense.
A Badass
I saw Robert Gates get mugged once. It had been like watching Emma Peel, Bruce Lee, and a particularly vicious tornado, all rolled into one with a generous helping of a mongoose killing a king cobra. Those suckers had no idea...
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The act of masturbating with a Windows installation disc. The person engaging in this practice inserts his penis through the center of the disc. If performed improperly, the cd can be stuck around the person's dick, which requires prompt medical attention.
People tend to do the Bill Gates when work is slow.
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to press the button to open the gate at Indian Creek Camping Resort.
"Josh can you please pop the gate?"
"POP THE GAAATEE"(gangster voice)
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When a women open her legs. Opening the gates means to spread a woman's legs open for sex
"I totally opened Ahri's gates last night!"
Damn I'm going to try to open the gates on Sarah today!"
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The lips and hood of a pierced vagina. When there's a piercing in there you see it like a pearl when you open them up.
Misty opened her pearly gates to show off her pussy piercing.
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1. Game over.
2. Nothing more to add / say.
Retarded high school girl #1: I hope this dress looks good enough?
Retarded high school girl #2: Shut the gate! You look HOT!
Retarded high school girl #3: Yeah, tots.
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