mid-day itch

when you don't wipe enough after a moist bowl movement and it comes back to haunt

Maury could not sit still at the dinner party because his 8-pointed starfish was so irritated after the mid-day itch reared its ugly head.

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crack head's itch

a person who is addicted to crack and is and or high on crack or lack of crack and therefore scratches there neck constantly.
known as the Crack Head's Itch

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My Nose Itches

when you are about to kiss a fool

My nose itched before I kissed him. I shud have kept my pants on, now I have 4 kids by him. He's a loser father too.

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seven year itch

1. an urge to commit infidelity during one's seventh year of
marriage

2. any major dissatisfaction with a marriage

He's got the seven year itch and expects me to give him advice.

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Itching Jenny

Mean and stubborn person

I wouldn't go in there, someone ate the last doughnut and he's being a real itching jenny about it.

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seven-year itch

inclination toward sexual infidelity: an inclination toward sexual infidelity, popularly believed to begin after seven years of marriage.

The marriage was a happy one until Ron started to feel that seven-year itch.

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Itch Crotch Club

A club formed by the first person to get caught itching their crotch. To become a member of the this elite club you must get caught itching your crotch by someone already in the club.

I became a member of the Itch Crotch Club in the hall at school.

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