Construction Language

Construction Language:

Is the procedural release of anger, frustration, fury, impatience, and/or rage caused by inanimate objects at a construction site that knowingly do not recognize our inhibitions, desires, dreams, and inclinations. This procedural release of negative energy is carried out through the poetic use of a highly refined and researched diction of curse words.

Below is an example of Construction Language at work.

"GOD DAMN IT, this piece of fucking shit cabinet is being a stubborn fucking asshole. Well fuck it and its existence you piece of shit. Take this you little stubborn mother fucker!!!"

- Trying to dismantle a kitchen cabinet.

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Language Paradox

1. You sound stupid if you pronounce something wrong.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.

This is the language paradox.

Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.

Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.

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yeat language

The weirdest fucking “language” to ever exist

Many words including leh burk, Bonka,miney and a couple other stupid shit

What I mean is how Yeat says shit

For more go to luhgeekygabriel on TikTok and see his video on yeats dm

Random rapper: how much for a feature bro
Yeat: 1 bonka

Random rapper: tf is a bonka

Yeat: Leh Burk

Yeat language: How yeat says shit

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Fowl Language

The use of fowls' names as insults or clever ways of cursing innocently.

COCK! I'm using my skills of "Fowl Language." TURKEY!!!

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G-Language

Speaking A Language With BG Instead Of The First Letter. Commonly Used To Talk To Others That Know To Use It And Hide What They're Really Saying In Front Of Others That Don't Know It.

Bgaste Bgann (G-Language)

Waste Mann (English Slang)

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They Ain't Language

Soically inept to carry on a conversation with one's clique.

Girl: Don't say that around them!

Guy: What? They're not gonna know what I'm saying. They ain't language.

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Friend Language

The newest language to hit the nation. consisting of only 7 different words:

Friend

Enemy

Part-ay

Yes

No

Del Taco

Del Scorcho

A conversation between two people speaking friend language.

Person 1: Friend friend friend, friend friend?

Person 2: No friend, friend friend friend....ENEMY!

Person 1:............Friend? ): Del Taco?

Person 2:......YES! friend friend friend kill drake!

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