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putting your arm in between a pair of legs and quickly smacking the victim's legs back and forth, sometimes extremely awkward. best results on strangers. originated in nelsonville, ohio
dude, what was that? it was really awkward. it's okay dude, it was just the awkward salmon
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Can either be an insult or a compliment depending on the situation.
Zelda : oh my god I can speak Irish
Sica : shut the fuck up you dog salmon.
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A cyclist riding against the flow of traffic with no reflective clothing or lights especially at night.
Justin broke his collarbone because he collided with a ninja salmon that was riding towards him in the bike lane.
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A poo salmon is a frozen faeces which is returned back 'up stream' into the rectum as either part of sexual play or BDSM punishment.
"When master wanted me to behave he would often Poo Salmon me into submission!"
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The female genetalia - specifically the outer labia
See: Tuna Taco, Beef Curtains, Sticky Mittens, Spam Castanets, Fuzzy Lap Flounder
"Look at her salmon slappers, they are niiiice"
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A mispronunciation by an angry alcoholic Bulgarian.
We're gonna watch slappin salmon, wanna come?
No way, why would I want to watch some guy rail a fish?
It's the movie made by broken lizard.
Ohhh, you mean slammin salmon?
Yeah
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the act of cumming in a girls face; then using raw fish, preferably, but not limited to salmon or other closly related species, and smaking her across the face causing her to tumble down at least one flight of stairs. More than one flight is cceptable so are escalators, but they are not needed. a blow job is not required for this, but once again, it is preferable.
for the best blow job ever, I sure gave that girl a sparkling salmon.
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