after excessively routine
&/or prolonged App Use
or, "APProaching"
*In which, the App User
is left feeling SUCh an
incredible amount of
exhaustion & fatigue
that they LitteRaLLy
FeeL the Need to
physically & mentally
{Distance} >ThemSeLveS>
from the phone, computer, or device
that they are using to
"APProach" on/with.
I am feeling COMPLETELY
APProached and I need a Break.!
Hey i just got the wizz app!
You mean that teen tinder TikTok ad?
Braindead anonymous poll app that tricks you to think someone likes you, but in reality you are just one sad sack of shit.
Retard 1: Yo have you tried W app?
Retard 2: Yeah, a girl in 12th grade thinks I'm hot
Retard 1: Wait, isn't she 4 years older than you
Retard 2: Yeah fuck it why not
The overwhelming feeling of liking this app for its fun definitions and usefulness.
“I love this app!”
“Really? Me too!”
An unwanted app, usually pre-installed by the manufacturer, that cannot be uninstalled or disabled no matter how much the user attempts to get rid of it.
Zombie in the sense of "undead".
See also bloatware.
Google Play Newsstand is totally a zombie app.
A zombie app is something that you accepted online long ago and rarely heard from. Now, it's acting undead, contacting you out of nowhere. You panic because you thought you paid them to go away for three years. And, you probably did.
Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.
They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...
Webintellects and Adobe used to be once-a-year passive resets. Now they're the undead--{zombie apps, spamming my email twice a week with rent-seeking advertising junk they want to sell me.
somebody who is addicted to buying apps.
Person 1: Man, Sam has so many apps on his iPhone.
Person 2: Yeah. he's a total app monster.