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A Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme stuffed inside a McGangbang that has been drenched in spicy taco sauce and smuggled to an undisclosed location to be devoured in shame.
Please don't eat this disgusting fast-food cultural abortion.
"What happened to Ashley? I didn't see her yesterday ."
"You didn't hear? She got wine drunk during shark week, went out at three in the morning, ate a Tijuana McGangbang Sabor Supreme while watching Westworld and crying, missed both her Organic Chemistry final and track practice, lost her scholarship and ended up having to move back to Pensacola to work at her stepdad's used car lot."
Tijuana Chat Room Test- It comes from the caution one must take before he knocks on a door in Tijuana, You don’t want to walk into a room of unsavory activities or an argument. You listen outside the door first; it gives you a chance to size up the players.
Same rule applies on the internet; monitor the site for a while to see who’s who before entering.
James was smart enough to use the Tijuana Chat Room Test to monitor the Hot for words "comment" page before he engage himself in a conversation. He so wanted to avoid the flamers, haters and psychos.
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Fill a shot glass with the cheapest tequila available, lick a spot on your wrist, liberally apply salt and cumin to said spot. Lick off cumin/salt mix take shot; chase with hot sauce.
Dude i was throwing up blood and shitting napalm this morning. How many Tijuana taco Stands did I do last night? And don't say "i don't remember." I know you took pics!
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(Verb) When you're having sexual intercourse with a woman, "doggy style". Then right as you're about to get-off, you take a drop of Tapatio (it has to be Tapatio, hence the name 'Tijuana')on your thumb & rub it on her rear-end. As it starts to burn, hang on tight. Next, take a can of whipped cream, stick it in her rear-end & fill her up with whipped cream to stop the burn. That's your Sundae.
Andrew was really mad at his girlfriend last night and so while they were getting it on, he gave her a 'Tijuana Sundae.' She's walking around today like it's still burns.
When you choke a tijuana hooker so hard that when your done it looks like shes wearing a turtleneck.
Yesterday i gave sparkles a tijuana turtleneck.
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The act of inserting anal beads into your partner's rectal cavity and getting into a pool or some body of water. The partner without the anal beads inside them then holds on the beads and 'tugboats' the person around the body of water by wading through the water.
She said she wanted to try something new, so i suggested the Tijuana Tugboat. It was pretty fun but the pool got gross.
When a gay Mexican Nazi zombie nuts in your eye, leaving you with pink-eye.
Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."
Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"
Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."