Bench Press Blowjob

When a buff ass body builder chick grabs a man by the chest and knees or legs (depending on height) and bench presses the man over her head while giving oral sex at the same time.

Laugh all you want at Marla, but you'll never know the joys of a bench press blowjob

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Deep bench

Lame, uncool, last choice.

“I heard Kelly was a total loser” - “yeah she’s deep bench”. “Do you want to see that movie tonight?” -“No way, it’s totally deep bench”.

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Dead pecker bench

The long wooden bench outside of a country store in the south. Where old men gather.

Grandpa and all his buddies were sittin on the dead pecker bench talking about the war.

Claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.

Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."

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legislate from the bench

What judges do when they hand down a decision you don't like.

The decision by the Ninth Circuit Court to ban roof-mounted bazookas on pickup trucks is a blatant example of judges who legislate from the bench.

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grab some bench

a way of asking someone to sit next to you in a casual way

You might want to grab some bench, this is a long story.

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Bench n' Blow

While bench pressing a woman sucks on your dick.

After school on Thursday, Anthony was struggling to lift the bar as Natalie came in for a quick Bench n' Blow . In the process of Natalie doing the dirty deed, Anthony then benched 10's on each side.

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