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When a female intends to be penetrated repeatedly by a large number of men one right after another. Unfortunately she gets sore partially through and has to jack the rest of the guys off. Normally two at a time.
Monica got a few drinks in her last night and thought she could take on thirty guys. She was so sore after the first ten that she had to Minnesota Lumberjack the rest of them. It took her 6 hours. She'll never make that mistake again.
When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man
Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack oral sex
A friend, who whilst double or triple dropping mdma, ecstasy or other Hallucinogen suddenly believes you are both lumberjacks and proceeds to sing “I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids my lumberjack mayt”
I was on pills with Jean the other day, that dude is one hell of a lumber jack mayt!
Did you see Sid last night? He double dropped and became a lumberjack mayt!
A friend who after a night taking mdma one becomes a lumberjack.
May proceed to sing, I’m a lumber jack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids mayt!
Aw yeah, I was up with Jean last night necking pills, he became a lumberjack mayt!
That lad Sid is one hell of a lumberjack mayt.
When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.
I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
Spilling/tossing weed everywhere because your swinging your arms like your cutting a tree
Damn Stu you just lumberjacked the bud
When a girl gets pounded from both ends. When the woman rocks back and forth, it mimics the appearance of using an old-timey two-man lumberjack saw to cut down a tree.
During last year's holiday party, Bob and John lumberjacked Sally in the conference room.