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The juice that comes from chewing a mouth full of skittles.
I coughed up a lung because all that Skittle jizz running down my throat.
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Ahh, the notorious skittle sweeper.
Entire novels have been dedicated to recording the trials and troubles of one of these persons. The following is a short excerpt from one of these such literary works:
"......croc-wearing chaunce that squats when he pees and involves himself in other random acts of doucheyness. Skittle sweepers are active fellows and take on a number of hobbies and extracurricular activities including, but not limited to
1. Drinking franzia out of wine glasses
2. Repping fantasy sports teams in public
3. Talking shit to 9 year old kids playing call of duty on xbox live
4. And of course, watching St. Elmos fire on hulu."
Doug- "that dude with the bow tie must have holes in his pockets because he is dropping multi-colored candies everywhere."
Brad- "Yea, what's up with that? Someone needs to get him a broom so he can sweep that shit up.... BRO, IS HE HE WATCHING ST ELMOS FIRE ON HIS IPHONE?!!
Doug- "No way, a real live skittle sweeper!!! let's get out of here. I think im getting skittelitis just breathing the same air as him...
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noun- The reference to making one's vagina taste like the rainbow or become brightly colored.
Adj. describing someone who is sweeter than a regular douche bag.
OMG babe your vagina taste like the rainbow did u use a Skittle douche!?
adj. Your my little skittle douche :)
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a discreet way of calling someone a lesbian without offending them, refers o a female who likes a female
she eats sour skittles
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When a bitch is suckin' your dick and you slap her in the face with a pack of skittles.
Guy 1: "Yoooooooo I had my dick down some stupid cunt's throat and I hit her up with the Skittle Biscuits after 4 hours of stab wound fucking!!"
Guy 2: "OH SHIT OH SHIT HARDCORE BRO HARDCORE BRO STRAIGHT UP BARBARIC"
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1. Meaning 'extreme skills.'
2. Angry candy.
1. "That boy's got mad Skittles!"
2. "Oh no! Look out! It's a rampage of mad Skittles!"
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When you have a small crush on someone, but nothing too serious.
"I hooked up with that guy last weekend, skittles crushing so hard"
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