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The things that come from a loved one after your heart has been broken that make you feel better.
A kiss, a smile, a joke, a hug, any sort of caress.
The organic glue was so well put together, it fixed her broken heart permanently.
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The white cream on your dick when you fuck a black girl.
The gorilla glue held me in so tight I couldn't pull out.
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A song that you can't get out of your head.
Damn it! That "I'm a loser" song is brain glue -- it's been going though my head for two days.
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when your cock is halfway hard.
damn my piece is like flexy glue right now.
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A close friend of the opposite gender that helps you to get through a difficult break-up and tries to fix your heart but you often end up realizing you're in love with them.
'Who's that boy you hang around with a lot at the moment?'
'Oh Jack? He's just my heart glue. He's fun to hang around with and makes me feel happy when I'm upset about my break up with Josh :)'
'Sounds like you're in love with your heart glue...'
'...'
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Another word for sperm
Last night I had a crazy dream, Then I woke up with offspring glue in my boxers
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Noun. Glue shoe is a physical feeling that is a side effect of being ridiculously stoned.
When you have Glue Shoe, your leg(s) feel so weak/tired that if you try and life one, it feels like your shoe is glued to the ground.
We toked up on the stickiest of the icky while we routed and when I tried to lift my leg up out the car, that glue shoe wasn't havin' it.
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