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The act of entering someone's home and stealing their toaster and nothing else.
Joe: *Pulls out toast* "Fuck, where's the toaster?"
Jane: "Shit, we got toaster jacked!"
Joe: "Ah fuck, not again!"
Mike: "Lets go toaster jacking!"
Bob: "Alright, I've been waiting to get those bitches back!"
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When someone has so much f****** money they can afford to have a toaster in every room of the f****** house. Typically a status only attained by ratchet hood rats with big cocks from Rhode Island.
CHAD: Hey man, did you put a stamp on PWR's RSVP envelope?
GW: Are you serious? That kid is toaster rich, he doesn't need a stamp.
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The act of heating up aluminum foil in an oven then wrapping it around your girlfriends boobs. Once thoroughly heated, you remove the foil and fuck her steaming boobs.
Guy One: Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a tot toaster last night.
Guy Two: Didn't it hurt her?
Guy Three: Probably, but to me, it felt awesome!
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A person poops in one side of the toatser, and puts bread in the other toaster slot. both are cooked until both are toasted, and then the poop is spread over the bread and eaten
Abby: What do you want for breakfast?
Kevin: How about a nice Texas toaster?
Abby: Good, I already made several of them
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A length of time spent with several insane women. To purposefully, or accidently put yourself in the position to have to deal one insane woman after another, even though the aftermath is always horrific, over a short period of time.
"Man I hope next week is better, I can't handle another toaster." or "Did you hear that Jack got toasted last week?" or even "You've won a toaster."
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To have anal - when a male inserts his penis into the arsehole of a fellow creature , may be a male or female or even a dog!
The toaster is the anus.
There are various jokes accompanied with this euphanism.
" The longer you leave it in, the browner it gets! "
" Wow those guys are having toaster sex! "
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