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see cock gobbler
also see ass muncher
hey ya'll, waatch mee steeck theeis lizard skein boot up ma' ass.
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Yet another overpatriotic asshole who's just cashing in on 9/11 like the rest of the country music industry
Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
American Soldier
What is this shit? Listen to real music
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Toby Keith is a country music star. He is very famous. He is also an idiot. Like most xenophobic red neck assholes he is cashing in on the horrible tragedies currently involving the United States of America and militant and radical Islam. If Toby really felt the way in which he sings he would not cash in on the death of American soldiers in Iraq. If Toby was really pro-American Soldier he would be advocating their return.
Child: Mother, I love Toby Keith!
Mother: Blasphemy! Why do you say that?
Child: Because he is willing to die defending the good ol' US of A.
Mother: Really? Then why isn't he in Iraq right now "defending" our rights instead of cashing in on American idiots?
Child:...
Mother: Exactly you dipshit
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meaning, the ghost in paranomal activity.
damn why can't we see Toby in the dark?
because he's Toby the Nigg
where did Toby go?
he's right behind you but you can't see him cos hes a nigg bro.
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Cutting your penis off in pizza hut and using it as a topping
Dude that guy is just pulling a toby
Yeah but his topping looks gooood
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To take your flaccid penis otherwise known as your "willie" and smack someone with it. The most highly prized Toby Tanking is across the face and as a surprise. It is played as a game akin to tag. More common in overly masculine homo-erotic circles of men.
Did you see me Toby Tank Campbell yesterday? It was the smack heard round the room.
or
A: What happened to you?
B: I Toby Tanked your cat while it was napping on your desk.
A: Awe No.
B: Aye, it was a shit idea.
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Toby Archbolt is a victim in the psychological horror game, Silent Hill 4: The Room. Toby is the old black guy with a messed up body, he is known as Victim 14. Toby was a priest of the Silent Hill cult, in which he helped recover from its problems after the murder of some prominent cult members. He was also a businessman, one of which involved selling drugs, in attempt to help the town's people. Due to these, Toby was elected to council council.
-Player: "That guy looks fucked up."
-Friend: "He's probably Toby Archbolt."
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