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Is to stay FOCUSED. Do not allow the negative ass hole thingy to ruin your day
Always remember, what happened in Urban DICKtionary stays in Urban DiCKtionary.
Enjoy your day!!!
Today's intention is all set. Happy Thursday!!!!
Used during that awkward timeframe where you've stayed awake past midnight, and thus the "today" in your head is technically yesterday
At 3am
Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing
Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about
This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"
"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"
Slang for “Not Today Corona Virus”- used on masks and things.
Yea, I’m wearing my mask, so not today rona.
Is a new term … all the cool young kids are saying it.
Hope y’all have fun today night!
Your goin to learn the lesson that is giving at that very moment.
(Jenny)But I don't know how to suck dick
(Him) you gonna learn Today.
Or we’ll sacrifice your newborn
Come today and buy some corn or we’ll sacrifice your newborn