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the woman wraps her legs around the man during penetration. she is then held while the man goes to spinning around as fast as he can, bashing her into pieces of furniture and trying to break as much as possible. this act ends when the man reaches maximum velocity and lets go thus throwing her.
holy shit this place looks like a Hungarian tornado just hit.
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When you take individual slices of sushi and stick them in a girls vagina, then you take a chopstick and gently mix it all in her vagina and then you eat her and the sushi out
Dude, yesterday I was with this girl at a Japanese restaurant and I performed a Japanese tornado on her in the bathroom
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So you've got the ceiling fan on, and during sex you take a shit, throw it up onto the fan and your girl has to catch it in her mouth.
Hey girl, there's gonna be a brown tornado storming through here tonight ;)
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a man surround by women... having sex with multiple women (not at the same time) a cheater...man-whore
Liz: oh he's fine
Adriana: nope stay away from that one... unless you wanna get caught in his pussy tornado
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When the male stretches the womans anus to where he can pour mentos into her and then coke, mixing it with a whisk as the woman tries to push out the mixture.
"Honey do you want to try Alaskan tornado on the bed or in the kids room?"
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When a crazy redneck from Maineville Ohio gets blacked out drunk on Jim Beam and performs analingus on his fiance while she is passed out. He swirls his tongue in a tornado motion while fingering his belly button and shouting obscenities.
I had so much Jim Beam last night, I think I gave my wife's mom a Maineville Tornado.
Judging from the taste in my mouth this morning...I'd say I gave the old lady a Maineville Tornado last night.
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The first moments after gas is passed in a moving car and the windows have been opened. The sudden rush of air causes the fart's stench to be magnified and quickly circulated to the noses of all the other occupants for their pleasure and/or displeasure.
A sudden giggle from the back seat was the only warning before the widow was opened and the tornado fart engulfed us all.
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