fudge trail

this is a permantly stained poopie trail leading down one's backside, especially that of a gimp. only prolonged exposure to fudge mountains and other such fecal matter will lead to a fudge trail. extreme cases of fudge trails necessitate prompt medical attention.

"That fat bitch had a fudge trail the size of the GArden State ParkWay!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Trail Mixed

to be high on the devil's lettuce while tripping on shrooms

Friend 1: Hey, why is Tommy rolling around in the grass?

Friend 2: He's trail mixed, bro.

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Fappy Trail

When a guy leaves behind a little secret territory marker at every place he has ever masturbated, be it anything from slightly saturated undergarments, to penile excrement on the toilet seat. Put all these tell-tale signs together, and you have a fappy trail.

Mom: Goly gee gosh, I realized why there's always a crumpled up tissue tucked under my son's pillow in the morning!!! It's his fappy trail!!!

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snail trail

Also known as the female tea bag. It is when a female rubs her vagina on someone's head.

Did you see how she just snail trailed his head playing leap frog?

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Nova Trail

The line of hair running up a man's stomach.

Paul didn't like his Nova Trail, so he waxed it.

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trail head

giving head along the Oregon Trail to your partner as they ford the river.

You can only ride in my wagon if you give me trail head the whole way to Oregon.

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Trail Run

the sexual act of pulling out your penis before climax and blowing your load in a way that creates a trail of semen from the anus to the vagina. After creating the trail you then proceed to run that trail with the head of your penis until you or your partner is rubbed raw.

I can't wait to trail run all over my bitch tonight.

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