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when a guy gets off to pictures of multiple girls...as opposed to multiple pictures of one girl.
Girl- Why the hell do you have naked pics of other girls on your computer?
Boy- Relax babe, its just a little visual stimulation
Girl- I sent you thousands of pics...Am I not enough for you?
Boy- Of course you are...I look at your pics everyday
Girl- Really? Mine and everyone elses too, it seems!
Boy- So what's wrong with that!? I can jack off to whatever I want! Is not like I'm cheating, I just happen to like a little collage a trois now and then!
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Trois-Rivieres (Also known as: 3R, TroisR, V3R, 3DICK) is a city located mid way between Montreal and Quebec City, in the Quebec Province of Canada. It is the second oldest city in Canada, founded in 1634.
Trois-Rivieres translates in English to "Three-Rivers".
Facts:
-Heavy suicide rates;
-Unemployment;
-Pretentious people;
-High drug consumption;
-Weak police officers;
-An overcrowded very low quality nightlife and club scene;
-Women play extremely hard to get (compared to: Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal);
-Very poorly maintained infrastructure;
-Very bad quality tap water;
-Located near a nuclear power-plant;
-Has a University (UQTR) and a CEGEP (CEGEP de Trois-Rivieres);
-Has many places to buy poutine;
-Has an overcrowded and one of the smallest Costco in Canada;
-Has a small sized Staples Buisness Depot even though it's one of the most profitable ones in Canada;
-Has a very large hovercraft base to maintain the St-Lawrence River for all Canadians;
-Has a very small airport;
-Has a high proportion of poor people;
-A very high-quality home in Trois-Rivieres costs 200 000$.
People who travel from Montreal to Quebec on autoroute 40 will realize that the highway suddenly leads to down town Trois-Rivieres in a large useless 15 km waste of time detour. This was done to bring people to spend money in Trois-Rivieres. Ironically, nobody goes because there are no free parking spaces and there is nothing good to do there anyways!
Trois-Rivieres sucks, but the houses are cheap! Maybe I can live there!
Are you crazy? Getting laid in Trois-Rivieres is nearly impossible! Even if you make 100 000$ a year and drive around in a luxury car, you'll still not be having sex! And anyways, the girls are on the low end of the Canadian average! That's what girls get for being raised on poutine, they look like garbage.
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The act of seeing Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, and Drake in threesome.
OMG, it was a Minaj a Trois!
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Same as a "menage a trois" on Earth, except this actually would take place on the surface of the Moon.
Sex in space is going to be insane. I wonder who will be the first 3 people to have a moonage a trois? Now that's a giant leap for mankind!
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symptoms include : diarreha, doing the tip of the iceberg, spuradic pelvic thrusts, peni shrinkage, random gay comments
smith : wow, hes being a fag!
Joe: no, hes just got the troy-berkulosis
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Perfection on earth. Gods gift to human kind, also used as a sexual reference to mind blowing sex or a very large penis.
Girl 1 ..." what was he like in bed"?
Girl 2..." Oh my god he was like troy darvell" !
Girl 1...."You lucky bitch, suprised you can still walk"
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