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A term describing being stuck in slow moving or stopped traffic leading into a motor vehicle tunnel due to (1.) a person's poorly maintained brokendown crapbox of a car, (2.) another motorist's ignorance of the location of his/her fuel gauge needle, (3.) the local Department of Transportation authority selecting this day and time to close lane(s) down and stand around staring at the road, (4.) the half-wit trucker pulling a trailer too tall to clear the tunnel, or (5.) the motorist in the 4 wheel drive truck or SUV who crushed a car in his/her blind spot without utilizing a turn signal or common sense. This usually happens when you are already late to your destination.
"I was trying to get to work on time, but of course, I got tunnel fucked at the Holland 'cause some moron's rusty old F150 shit the transmission on the upgrade. I was an hour late."
"Joe's gonna be late. He got tunnel fucked downtown 'cause DOT is cleaning the storm drains. I don't know why they don't wait til after 10 P.M. for that stuff.
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When you insert a funnel into your girl's ass, then pour different colored marbles into it. You then perform anal sex on your lady to mix them up. You and your buddies can then place bets on which color she'll sqeeze our first.
Damn man, I lost 5 bucks playing funnel tunnel. I should have picked blue.
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A. A vagina.
B. A mouth of a woman who sucks men off.
C. An asshole of a woman who likes anal.
D. An hole on a woman's body on a woman that will get kinky and take it in that hole.
John: Hey Mark, last night I total surprised Kelly and shoved my dick in her cock tunnel!
Mark: Which one? You have told me in the past she'll do just about anything.
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To knowingly trespass somewhere random at night, in the dark, looking for anything stealible.
I worm tunnelled all around the cemetary with my flashlight, to find some flowers for my gurl.
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cunt hole. Sluts are tunnel gutted
yo tunnel gutted slut, i could park up in dat tunnel bumper and slap dat monkey. Could run a train through dat.
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When a womans vagina is so large, that when they spread their legs, all surroundings get sucked into it. Think Miroku from Inuyasha.
"-What!? You cheated on me? WIND TUNNELLLLLL"
"No! Watch out for the bees!"
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A unclean butthole. Shit sticking to the walls and outer rim of the ass pipe. Another name for butthole.
After I get finished blistering this hot smelly tuna pipe, I'm gonna cram it in her ole puckered up mud tunnel.
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