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tweeting useless information while assuming someone will give a fuck about it.
@john_doe: totally throwing my blackberry out for the new iphone #MAKETHEMOVEBRO
@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!
@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......
Taking a digital picture of your genitalia and sending it via Twitter.
What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?
The act of over tweeting until one winds up in twitter jail for a time out
If you tweet too much or retweet other tweets , twitter will shut you down for an hour or more.This is called Tweet Madness
Like road rage. Extremely hostile and aggressive behaviour displayed whilst tweeting rather than driving. Similar lack of comeback from objects of rage due to encasement in protective bubble . NEVER succumb to these two types of rage at the same time.
'The Donald flew into a tweet rage immediately he woke up this morning and is still at it .........'.
repeated, artificially over-enthusiastic tweets about an event or business
TWEET1: "Happy hour is AMAZING at Joe's bar."
TWEET1: "INCREDIBLE!! The best happy hour ever at Joe's bar"
TWEET1: "The vibe and atmosphere at Joe's bar is UNBELIEVABLE!!! Too good to be true!!!!"
TWEET2: "Dude, you're tweet pimping again. Dial it back."
When you're tweeting about something without explicitly saying what it is you're talking about. Similar to a sneak diss in usage, but not normally used to talk shit.
Jeff: You see how Jamie was sneak tweetin about the party on Saturday?
John: Shit is wild, man thinks he's a secret agent but he can't keep it down to save his life.
When on the social network Twitter and tweeting with two other people. It is a menage a tweet.
I was twittering with two women when I thought this is like a menage a trois. So I thought hmm tweet plus menage a trois equals menage a tweet.
Tonight I will engage in a menage a tweet.
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