A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.
"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."
When your teacher has a stonking sized cock, which is frequently seen during class.
Bill: Did you see Teaches Merseene Twister today?
Bob: fucking oath
Bill: its gotta be the best Merseene twister ive seen
A Louisiana twister is when you grab the balls really hard, and twist them...violently.
“Hey why is Jim walking so funny?”
“I don’t know, I think last night Kerry gave him a Louisiana twister.”
Having sex on top of a twister mat.
Madison and I love playing twister.
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The act of pouring red hot sauce on a bitches viginia then hate fuck until she crys.
After a session of golf, nick was pleased to know that his mom recieved the texas twister.
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An advanced sex move where the female beinds backward into a bridge. The male then proceeds to get on top, instert his penis and spin himself as if on an office chair.
"Hey gurl! My boyfriend Yost gave me quite the 'Texas Twister' last night.
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When you mix breast milk and vodka.
Cheyenne Cinammon made a titty twister with her pregnant friend's breast milk on Adult Swim.
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