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Ultimate spewing (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews the other person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.
In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.
So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat himself. I’m now no longer aloud to get within 100 feet of the family.
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Someone who is always watching you with that creepy stare from unseen vantage points. Or That guy who is always the first to "like" your status.
Richard: Look at John stareing at Stacy through the bookshelves like the ultimate creeper!
Steve: I know!
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If you are top level spunky, you are an ultimate spunk.
(n.) Brat.
Dave Nap is an ultimate spunk.
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Shoes with great unimaginable power, discovered many moons ago in the Cheshire Oaks designer outlet.
George has ultimate shoes.
His shoes are the ultimate.
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There is one guy having sex with a gurl on the bed and his friend is having sex with a girl next to him on the bed the guys then lean the gurls over the side of the bed and start doing them doggy style and when the girls least expect it the guys switch and start pounding out the opposite girl.
Dude last night me and my bro pulled an ultimate duece wit these 2 ho's we picked up .
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When a man fucks a pumpkin through a cut hole, and the inside of the pumpkin is still warm from the candle inside. Many times when a girl goes down on an individual who has done this, their dick tastes like pumpkin pie.
Zac hooked up with this girl the other night after using the ultimate fleshlight, and she really liked the pumpkin pie taste.
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A website/forum with great guitar tablatures. It has some awesome guitarists that tab songs and even make instructional videos.
Unfortunatley the forum community is mostly made up of dumbass high school freshmen who want to learn to play power chords like their hero, Billy Joe Armstrong. And God forbid when they try to tab something simple like a pop-punk song, they fuck it up somehow.
If you're a good guitarist who doesn't think that My Chemical Romance and Avenged Sevenfold are the pinnacle of musicianship, come check out Ultimate-Guitar.
If you picked up the guitar to try to get pussy, stay the fuck away.
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