Ur mom dumb

The insult "Ur mom gay", but with a huge upgrade. This insult has enough destructive power to end all reality with a single use. Even God himself cannot withstand this insult. One use and God will be vanished forever.

Bob: Ur mom gay
Phil: Ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur granny tranny
Phil: Ur grandpap a trap
Bob: Ur sister a mister
Phil: Ur brother a mother
*Nothing happens*
Phil: What?! How are you still alive?!

Bob: Witness my power fool.
Bob: UR MOM DUMB

*Reality shatters and the universe collapses. God is banished*.

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ur mom gay

It is the most powerful and devastating roast. By saying this, the person being roasted will cry and get crippling depression.

“Hey Lukas! Eat a dick!”
“Jim, ur mom gay”

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Ur mom a homo

Yor ma has the mega gay for her own gender

Kid: ur mom homo
Other kid:*instantly dies*
(If victim lives they becum emo)

"Haha ur mom a homo!!!"

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ur mom gay

an insult to say to someone. another way of saying this is,"your mom BIG gay"
if someone says ur mom gay to you say, "no u"

"oh by the way, ur mom gay"

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ur moms dick

Ur mom isn't normal....

Ur moms dick is huge!

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ur mom virgin

what god told jesus when he born

God: Jesus?
Jesus: Yeah?
God: well, ur mom virgin
Jesus: god fucking damn it *dies*

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Doing ur mom

The act of having an intercourse with someone's female parental figure.

"Im doing ur mom"