When your Urban Dictionary account is suspended.
"Hey, why haven't you posted on Urban Dictionary for a while?"
"Oh, sorry. I got UrBanned Dictionary."
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To submit a perfectly valid word definition to urbandictionary.com, only to have it arbitrarily rejected.
What the hell??? You'll accept the definition of "apple: a fuckin' fruit", but you'll reject my definition? I got Urban Dictionaried.
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the motherfuckers who didn't publish my definition for "egg slut."
fuck you Urban Bitchtionary; i hope you get caught masturbating by your grandmother.
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A nickname given to a famous former football coach. Heβs been known to arrive at well known universities and pro teams with hopes of championships. They soon find out the dysfunction and baggage associated with him isnβt worth it. With all that he seems to find gigs that pay great money. Hence Urban is a Grifter
Hey remember when Urban Grifter was with that team down south? He should have returned home with the team! Instead he saddled wifey with the grandkids and went to the bar to find him some young strange
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A cancerous site I probably should not be on, and neither should you.
Donβt use Urban Dictionary, son. Itβs cursed.
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The uncanny ability to blend in completely with ones surroundings, at night, purely by closing the eyes and mouth simultaneously
Check out Walcott, that bitch disappeared totally! Epic urban camouflage
A site where people look for dirty definitions of everything and also look for funny things to say to their friends
Yeah bro, go on the Urban Dictionary and search your girlfriends name, it's nasty.
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