This is a amazing brown hair, brown eyes, perfect hair perfect face boy. He goes to the gym and is in super good shape. He has the biggest muscles. He is super sexy and smart and cool. He is also the life of the party and amazing. He can drink so much and isnβt afraid to do anything. Heβs crazy like that he also surfs and pulls hella bitches. If you have a Chris you better never give him up because heβs a catch
Chris von Colijeff is so sexy!!
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A proper noun used in place of calling someone "Jewish" for being cheap.
Sarcasm Master: "Why don't you spring for the large fries, Count Von Pennies?"
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A person that is a complete douche and thinks his/her jokes are hysterical
Someone goes on an Athens vs. Sparta rant putting to much emphasis on their P's while involving in horrible dialogue.
"What a Von bargen"
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A person that seemingly requires approximatley 60 minutes to complete simple tasks.
"Hes been in the bathroom for an hour, that guy takes an hour for everything"
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The boss of all fairies and the enforcer of "Da Rules" for all fairies in the Fairly Odd Parents universe. He is also extremely muscular and the strongest fairy in Fairy World.
Cosmo: Oh no, if we break Da Rules, then Jorgen Von Strangle will punish us!
Wanda: Then let's not break the rules. He is, after all, the strongest fairy in existence.
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The German Foreign Minister during World War II. Unfairly executed after the war.
Joachim von Ribbentrop is teh coolness.
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Arch rival of Snooker Von Arwenhoser. Catpain pirate feline sailing The Seven Rooms, aboard the S.S. BlueChair.
Captain Tuber Von Itchenfleas and his swabbie, Frisky Nutpea burried their booty on Litterbox Island.
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