Velvet Revolver

A very shitty band which started when Duff asked me to sing for his new band, "The Project". I'm in it along side some bald idiot, a half-nigger who rehashes his solos and tweaks them slightly, a horrible bassist who only plays with a pick, and an overrated drummer who couldn't play his way out of a nutsack. We, as a band, are officially finished come April 1st and I'm restarting my original and god-like band, Stone Temple Pilots.

Velvet Revolver sucks in comparison to most 90's bands.

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Velvet Underground

Common innuendo for anal sex.

Example:"That velvet underground really hurt"

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velvet box

The inside of a woman's vagina. Because its so soft like velvet.

I love sticking my penis in her velvet box. It feels so amazing!

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Velvet Elvis

When a homeless person stabs you and makes love to the flesh wound.

Dude! Craig got slippin down that alleyway and caught a velvet elvis

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red velvet

when black and white people make a baby and it comes out with red hair and freckles; mulatto with red hair

omg look at the red velvet! She's a black girl with red hair!!

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Black Velvet

In modern language Black Velvet is Referred to a Strong Independent Black Women. Mostly used to Describe Black Women who are Elegantly Beautiful and extremly Hard working.

She's such a beautiful Black Velvet. I aspire to be a Black Velvet. She's the best Black Velvet ever.

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Velvet Revolver

Yeah okay great. I hate Velvet Revolver. They will never, ever, ever amount to anything Guns N' Roses have ever done. Ever. The Velvets apparently "Want to bring some danger and grime back in rock n' roll". It has already been done, and by... you guessed it, Guns N' Roses. I hate Scott Weiland, and Slash is not even trying anymore. Have you noticed how fucking similar the riff to 'Fall to Pieces' is to 'Sweet Child O' Mine'?

Replace Axl with Scott Weiland, replace Gilby Clarke and Izzy Stradlin with a bald douchebag, then you've got yourselves a real shitter of a band.

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