Silent killer. Know everything but acts like nothing. Please keep your girls with him he is gentle and treats every as sister until he find his soul mate . Born to love but loser in life
Venu Madhav is here please be careful he is mr perfect
When your ass hairs catch your shit and becomes a tangled mess.
I took a shit and got caughr in my venus poop trap.
A very small venue. Too small for regular ceremonies. Commonly for people who want to hide the fact that they have no friends.
Lonely Johnny's wedding looked packed at the micro venue!
When you blow your load right in your ladies eyes and she has fake eyelash extensions on.
I came on my girls face last night and it landed right in the Venus Cum Traps. She was furious.
To not get any sleep
My friend Tuck was tired the next morning since he was pulling a Venus
A 5’4 Mexican with the humor of a 6th grader, in other words : a child
6th grader: * fart noises*
kid: damn! i never knew you were a Venus kinnie!
6th grader: fart
A day that feels longer than a year.
Comes from the fact that some days on Venus are longer than a year.
"I feel like today has been over way too long!"
"Yea today is a Venus Day."