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When a person's eyesight, or perception of what they see, is so totally distorted (like the captcha codes you must enter on certain websites), they have "captcha vision."
A: Dude, what a dog you were making out with last night!
B: Oh was she? I had way too much to drink.
A: No. I mean it was a dog. It think it was a spaniel.
B: Shit! My worst case of captcha vision ever!
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when you're checking out a dudes package to see what he's carrying. mostly done when a guy is wearing sweatpants or basketball shorts.
Alyssa turn your meat vision on and look at Marc
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when you eyes get dilated after smoking making it so you can see better at night.
lets go running in the woods.
na dude you run into something.
na dude i got 420 vision. i can see everything.
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Shitty band from the Midwest. Sorta like a rip off TDWP. hailing God and playing Christian Metal. Also known as a bunch of straightedge Jesus freaks.
Oh no look at the shitty band Visions Of Scion!
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When, right after getting up, you are blinded by bright light from the T.V, fridge, etc.
God my mom came in to wake me up and turned my light on... i hate when she does that. Giving me Vampire Vision and stuff.
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the steriotype that women have that all black guys are hot, and it pisses me off
I can't believe that bitch is stuck on night vision I aint gonna be gettin none from her
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Seeing the world through the eyes of an ass hole.
Put yo gaddamn sphynkter vision away, dick!
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