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A woman with a shelf like rear end known to shop at walmart.
That lady a walmart ass so big she has to go through doors sideways.
An insult used to describe incompetent people who take the scooters at Walmart cause they're too lazy to walk. This term is typically used in a normal setting to call someone overweight or very lazy. (or both)
Person A: That Sky chick is a Walmart rider
Person B: I know, I wish she would actually be more helpful
Someone doing something so dumb that the action would likely be seen happening at Walmart.
Jimmy is Walmart Dumb, I saw him put spare fish hooks in his pants pocket.
A run at a steady gentle pace around Walmart (or another large store) before buying/looking at items in the store, typically done in a herd of more than 5.
Group of friends: *Starts trying on clothes and wandering around Walmart*
Jack: “Hey assholes, we didn’t do our Walmart Lap yet, put that shit down and start running!”
A internet connection that is very laggy
I cant hit this guy he is laggy so much he must have a WalMart Connection
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A term used to describe slow or shit wifi. Compared with Walmart because Walmart is crap just like your shitty wifi
"My wifi is so slow today. I hate having walmart wifi"
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A tired/droopy/exhausted feeling experienced right when one walks into WalMart.
Person A - I can't sleep, i'm going to go to WalMart.
Person B - Ahh WalMart P.M.
Gotcha.
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