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Wisconsin petite

a sarcastic term used to describe a person or a thing that clearly is not considered petite except by those with delusional opinions or Andre the Giant.

Anne is 5'10 and weighs 180 lbs but considers herself petite. If she's any kind of petite, she's a Wisconsin petite.

by pooblius January 30, 2016


Wisconsin Drunk

"Sweating curds, racist words and punching nerds." Wisconsin drunk is widely known as a night which involves extreme inebriation which ends with a morning of bounced checks, tears and regrets.

Gawd almighty, Dave is Wisconsin Drunk!

by Joseff Smirk July 26, 2022


wisconsin white

they can be nice people but they are emotionally and sexually repressed, and they refuse to dance at weddings. they generally study something that has to do with logic. they are usually religious, and they usually blush a lot.

"that dude is so boring. he's so quiet and wisconsin white."

by alfiejay4lyfe May 21, 2016


wisconsin sneeze

When somebody from Wisconsin farts

Hey dude, Pull my finger I have a Wisconsin sneeze coming.

by tgriesbach12 June 11, 2018


Wisconsin Taco

Using Velveeta as lubricant

I was cooking with Barbara last night, I bent her over and gave her a Wisconsin Taco

by THERADICALDUDE June 10, 2017


Wisconsin Sandwich

When a couple uses an electronic throw blanket between their bodies while spooning during this subzero time of year.

You could make a Wisconsin Sandwich during the summer, but it wouldn't be as enjoyable.

by T-J-Rizzo January 5, 2018


The Wisconsin Seesaw

When a male puts a strap-on on backwards and fucks two women at once

Dude I can't believe you let your bro hit The Wisconsin Seesaw on your mother AND sister

by OrphanObilterator March 28, 2022