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A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart
Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter
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1. When you've received terrible service.
2. Getting screwed over royal.
1. I'm never going there again! I received the Wal*Mart Policy
2. You got fired while you were on vacation? You got the Wal*Mart Policy!!
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To discribe something or someone that has it all, such as an attractive woman who has all the right parts, a guy who is well built and/or has money or nice things or a sharp car. Refering to the fact that you can get almost anything at Wal-mart.
Hey man, did you see that fine lady over there? She is straight Wal-mart.
Joe is totally Wal-mart. He's good looking, got a good job, a nice car and a fine girlfriend.
Look at the rims on that Impala, and that bad ass paint job. That car is Wal-mart.
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a gang of muther fukkas that shop n hang out at tha big W
man i ran in to those wal-mart mafia boys in the electronics what a bunch of faggets!!!
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A person's feet that have been chemically burned and scared by the straps of a pair of flip-flops from Wal-Mart, therefore forever branding their feet with a large capital "W" when you put both feet together. The burn is in the exact placement and shape where the straps of the flip-flop were.
After wearing a pair of cheap flip-flops from Wal-mart I got Wal-Mart feet.
Did you buy a pair of flip-flops from Wal-Mart? Because you look like you have Wal-Mart feet.
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When two people intimately in love are staring at each other in Wal-mart.
Remember when I kissed you on the cheek?
That was sweet.
Remember when I kissed you on the cheek?
I enjoyed that.
It was when we felt the Wal-mart Stares.
Jennifer, I love you so so much!
And when you kissed me, I was bubbling inside with happiness.
I love you.
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A condition developed after shopping at Wal-Mart. You start getting ridiculed by family, friends and even strangers for being one of those weird people who shop at Wal-Mart. It can also lead to bullying for school kids.
Billy must have Wal-Mart Syndrome. All the kids at school are making fun of him because I got his clothing from Wal-Mart.
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