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The MSU act of throwing an all night dance party at the Sparty statue during Michigan week in order to ward off the carpet munching U of M students.
"Lets go John, we need to go to Sparty Watch in order to keep those inbred University of Michigan students from fucking with the Sparty statue."
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When a person, either alone or with a group see's almost exclusively overweight or fat people.
Ex.
(Jimmy and his brother are at the mall.)
Brother: Dude there are no hot chicks here. They're all huge!
Jimmy: I told you we'd be whale watching.
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An term used when a boy and a girl of young age are hooking up in a basement or other room while the parents were home. This is the often answer to the question often asked by parents "what were you two doing last night?"
(Guy 1) So what have you and Katie been up to? i havent seen you in days!
(Guy 2) Oh, nothing much, just been "watching a movie" alot lately.
(Guy 1) So shes a freak in bed?
(Guy 2) O Fuck ya!!
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(true spelling of hate watch)
To watch something for the sheer reason of enjoying the negative emotions it elicits. (Not to be confused with hate-listen, which usually happens with regards to listening to Rush Limbaugh... for liberals).
At times, I hate-watch "Judge Judy," just to see how horrible she's going to treat the next litigants in your TV courtroom.
Hate-watching is a waste of time and may be bad for your soul.
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An exhibitionist-style practical joke in which one stretches his penis over and around his wrist. He then approaches a person (usually at a party) and asks the person if they might be able to tell him what time it is because he cannot seem to be able to read his watch (said while attempting to stare down at his stretched out penis). The person then stares at the supposed watch in confusion, not being able to figure out quite what it is for a few seconds and then realizes that it is a stretched out penis. This usually results in a reaction that is a combination of shock, disgust, and amusement.
Did you see Dave pull out the skin watch on Jenny last night? It was hilarious!!
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Foreplay technique, performed by inserting one's hand or fist into a partner's anus and rectum, to the wrist, then inquiring as to what time it is.
Rob performed The Rusty Watch on Kathleen, pushing his hand betwixt her buttocks to his wrist, then asked of her the time of day, to which she cordially responded "Ohhh - it's ... it's like 2:30 or something... mmm."
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A key and crucial asset to Oscar, as it is not only used as a tool to show the time but it is a mathematical genius of an invention. Oscar used this to calculate the size of Rezs nose, and the sheer size of the Earth, Oscar single handedly became a genius just by using the amazing and genius invention of the calculator watch by Casio>
"oi Oscar did you use your calculator watch during the test you thicc lad"
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