wifi car

Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.

These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.

Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."

come fix my wifi box

it mean they want some head

girl: come fix my wifi box😏

boy: okay bet 🐱🐱🐱

British WiFi

An overpriced crap service that leaves you dissatisfied

Phone: no Internet connection

Person 1: the WiFi here sucks
Person 2: that's British WiFi for you

library wifi

When the connection is Instagram live-video freezing, pixelated, lagging, all around bad.

Brad, your video is freezing, are you on the library WiFi?

wifi cable

The name for an ethernet cable for people who don't know anything about networking.

Pass me the wifi cable so I can download fortnite faster

wifies

a minecraft youtuber that is known for having fangirls, if you like wifies then you are known as a simp, made hermitcraft vids but then stoped them for no reason (maybe copyright) steals others vid ideas. only cares about money. great dude though he is cool sometimes

that dude must like wifies

red wifi

the obstacle in online game

My wifi is bad, I am always collecting red wifi.

My ping is above 900+